I am always content with what happens, for I know that what God chooses is better than what I choose.-Epictetus

Christianity is like electricity. It cannot enter a person unless it can pass through.- Richard Raines

Breaking News: Police on the north side of town this morning came across 2 teenagers. One was drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks.They charged one and let the other off.

Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie?
A: It's called, 'Debbie Does Dishes'.

Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!