The nearer a man lives to God the more intensely has he to mourn over his own evil heart.—C.H. Spurgeon
Christ saves His people, not in their sins but from them.—C.H. Spurgeon
The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. "
Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
Patient: "I am 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
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