Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying. Henny (Henry) Youngman
My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat.... Henny Youngman
I just got back from a pleasure trip... Took my mother-in-law to the airport. -- Henny Youngman
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
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